While we anxiously await hackathon results, let’s settle the REAL important debate…
The Evidence Presented
Two seemingly identical sauropods. But are they really?
After extensive analysis (approximately 47 seconds of deep contemplation), leading researchers have identified fundamental philosophical differences that demand immediate community consensus.
Team Dinosaur #1: The Innovators
Core Arguments:
- Left-side positioning = progressive thinking
- Slightly forward lean suggests urgency and momentum
- The tie positioning demonstrates professional readiness
- First in sequence = natural leadership qualities
Supporting Evidence:
- 73% of successful hackathon teams historically chose left-positioned options*
- Dinosaur #1’s posture suggests “ready to disrupt the Jurassic ecosystem”
- The confident stance mirrors successful startup founders
Team Dinosaur #2: The Strategists
Core Arguments:
- Right-side advantage = strategic positioning
- Subtle backward lean indicates thoughtful consideration
- The tie angle shows adaptability under pressure
- Second position = learning from others’ mistakes
Supporting Evidence:
- Right-brain dominance correlates with creative problem-solving*
- Dinosaur #2’s stance suggests “measure twice, evolve once”
- Historical data shows second-movers often achieve market dominance
The Stakes
This isn’t just about dinosaurs. This is about:
- Community Identity: Are we innovators or strategists?
- Future Direction: Will we lead with boldness or wisdom?
- Philosophical Alignment: Can our community survive this fundamental schism?
Official Voting Instructions
- Analyze both dinosaurs for exactly 30 seconds
- Consider your core values and life philosophy
- Choose your champion
- Defend your choice with passionate conviction
- Prepare for the inevitable community split
The Hidden Truth
Some say the real dinosaur debate was the friends we made along the way…
But seriously, while we wait for those hackathon results, let’s see how divided we can get over two identical prehistoric creatures.
Cast your vote below and defend your choice like your commit history depends on it!
*Disclaimer: Statistics may be completely fabricated for dramatic effect
What’s your choice: Team #1 or Team #2? The future of our community hangs in the balance!
- Team Dinosaur #1: The Innovators
- Team Dinosaur #2: The Strategists
